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diggly:

HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

amerikoismywaifu:

eternallybliss:


This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.

Actually, Due to the slight prognathism of the maxilla, the smaller more rounded cranial vault. The sharper and less defined lower mandible, and less protruding supraobital ridges, the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the left is female, and of African American decent. However the individual on the right shows a larger more oblong cranium, heaver more protruding supraobital ridges, a flatter maxilla with less prognathism. Also the lower mandible of this individual is heaver, more defined and square. From the presence of these features the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the right is male of Caucasian decent. Also due to the advanced (but not complete) obliteration of the cranial sutures, and the presence of a third molar in each individuals, it can also be said that both of these individuals are between the ages of 25 and 40. 

i just

amerikoismywaifu:

eternallybliss:

This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.

Actually, Due to the slight prognathism of the maxilla, the smaller more rounded cranial vault. The sharper and less defined lower mandible, and less protruding supraobital ridges, the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the left is female, and of African American decent. However the individual on the right shows a larger more oblong cranium, heaver more protruding supraobital ridges, a flatter maxilla with less prognathism. Also the lower mandible of this individual is heaver, more defined and square. From the presence of these features the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the right is male of Caucasian decent. Also due to the advanced (but not complete) obliteration of the cranial sutures, and the presence of a third molar in each individuals, it can also be said that both of these individuals are between the ages of 25 and 40. image

i just

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

asexyrainbow:

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

And this is why Monty Python rules.

Incessantly. 

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

mequeme:

Yo intentando ligar

longcatislooooong:

I’m wearing stockings.

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memelistohd:

John Wayne Gacy (El payaso POGO)
Este estadounidense fue un asesino en serie. Violó y mató a más de 33 jóvenes entre los años 1972 y 1978.
Se supieron de las ubicaciones de los cadáveres gracias a sus confesiones, los tenía enterrados en el sótano de su casa y otros habían sido arrojados al río, pero aún así no encontraron a todas las víctimas. Él fue sentenciado a muerte.
Sus palabras antes de morir fueron “Bésame el culo, nunca encontrarán a los demás.”

memelistohd:

John Wayne Gacy (El payaso POGO) Este estadounidense fue un asesino en serie. Violó y mató a más de 33 jóvenes entre los años 1972 y 1978. Se supieron de las ubicaciones de los cadáveres gracias a sus confesiones, los tenía enterrados en el sótano de su casa y otros habían sido arrojados al río, pero aún así no encontraron a todas las víctimas. Él fue sentenciado a muerte. Sus palabras antes de morir fueron “Bésame el culo, nunca encontrarán a los demás.”